Oh Great Goddess of Doing Well at Interviews, please look over my friend Mavis.
Make sure he does not blunder, stammer, or blurk his way through this important 45mins-1hr of his life.
Please ensure that he makes appropriate eye contact and smiles so that he comes across as warm and not psychopathic to the lovely ladies and gentlemen of the interview board.
Protect him from unasked for and inappropriate excessive body odours.
Deliver unto him a good response to the immortal question;
“Now what would you like to ask us?”