I’ll let my brother George explain this bit of good news;

“That word is; yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse I got offered that job at Sheffield Magistrates I’ve been waiting on, I start on the 17th April!
You beauty!!!

I’m now going to check my lottery numbers for yesterday to see if my luck can get any better.”

Should be the making of the lad, going thorough a metal detector everyday to get to his desk.