Hmmn which pair of trousers shall I wear today? Those annoying blue jeans who keep on getting tighter? The red corduroys which were much more expensive than they made out to be? Those green combats which have been in my wardrobe since my student days, which I’m told are coming back in fashion? Certainly not those obnoxious purple polyester track suit bottoms, they say they are “Made in Britain” but I’m sure the pattern was made in Nazi Germany 😉