Stoopid Internet tag game

Damn littlerachcat for getting me involved in THIS NONSENSE (EXPLAINATION HERE)

If I could be a scientist . . . I’ld be mad scientist. I’lld build rocket chairs and make mad potions that shrunk people’s heads. I would be the inventor of the stupid gun.
If I could be a farmer . . . I’ld be a pig farmer and sit in the muck and go oink oink with the little pink piggies all day long. In fact it would all be a shameless cover for Britains all pig vocal choir
If I could be a musician . . .I’ld be the vocalist in a mad funk-punk-jazz combo. Hair would be big and stand on end. We would be called the “Love Pirates of Doom”
If I could be a doctor . . .I’ld be a Barefoot Doctor any day of the week.
If I could be a llama-rider . . .I’d ride a fuzzy llama into the sunset of a mad Spaghetti Western for midgets

I now hereby annoy keefybabe, itsjustaname and querimonious with this silly meme.

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